7.11.08

Mystery Solved...

Why I can't lose those last 10 pounds (or 15 now, probably)~
Why I'm so tired all the time~
Why I can't shake this head cold~
Here is what I've eaten today (all by 11:30 am):
  • 3 Little Caesar's crazy breadsticks, plus a bite of cold pizza
  • 1 Diet Coke
  • 2 Fun Sized Almond Joy Bars (or was it three?)
  • 1 Chocodile
  • 1 Toaster Strudel
  • ...And I'm pretty sure I forgot something.
I need serious help. I have managed to consume major calories without actually eating actual food, wow.

Embarrassing. See how I've made you feel better about yourself now? You're quite welcome.






Strangely enough, I am particularly embarrassed about the chocodile, because I don't even like those (Nasty!). But I did when I was a kid and so I thought I'd give it another go. I apparently don't believe in logic.

Or essential nutrients.

I have a headache.

P.S. The real question is this: How on EARTH have we managed to collect and house this bunk? I don't spend money this, this, crap-food! (Except the pizza. And the coke. And the Almond Joys)...Oh. now I'm beginning to see.
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8 comments:

  1. BarbaraNovember 7, 2008 at 4:08 PM

    Junk food....oh THAT'S how I got fat! Thanks for the revelation! Want to lose weight...don't want to stop eating junk....dilema.

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  2. cristieNovember 7, 2008 at 4:38 PM

    you make me laugh! xox

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  3. AnonymousNovember 8, 2008 at 8:14 AM

    I know!! The junk food just seems to appear and then you eat it cause it's there and looks like it might be good. Yuck! Why did I have pizza for 2 meals yesterday??????

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  4. AnonymousNovember 8, 2008 at 12:28 PM

    Melissa!
    How are you? I am so excited I found your blog. Your kids are as cute as ever and so big since I saw them last. Do you all still live in Haven Ward? Your blog is hilarious by the way.
    ~Carolyn

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  5. The Dipo'sNovember 8, 2008 at 4:07 PM

    I dont' think I've ever heard of Chocodiles... hmmm.... you have me intrigued...

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  6. swensen squeezeNovember 9, 2008 at 9:38 AM

    That was totally me the other day...I was sick by 12:00. I am not sure why we do this to ourselves...but you look great! hope to see you tuesday!

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  7. roamingjonesNovember 9, 2008 at 8:25 PM

    Sounds a lot like a lot of my days. Kindred spirits! LOL

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  8. AnonymousNovember 9, 2008 at 10:38 PM

    All I know is that I'm getting hosed. Now I know why I can't gain any weight. Where am I when all this plunder is consumed???

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