11.3.09

"Mom, Can I Have a Chicken...PLEASE?"

This is the question Jack has been asking me the last few nights, while tucking him into bed.
"No." I said the first night.

Second night: "No. Wait...WHY do you want a chicken?"
(answer: so he can
hypnotize it...)


Night Three: "Maybe for your birthday." (this was a lie.)


And tonight...

"Jack, the city does not allow people to own chickens. I remember Livie's mom told me that there's some kind of ordinance in place that makes it against the law....No... Livie's mom wanted to have chickens for the eggs."

Upon hearing the news, Jack gave a look of disappointment that was like to make one's heart break.

I'm pretty sure he won't ask again. And I'm a little sorry for it. It has been one funny string of conversations, I tell you what. The poor boy had his heart set on hypnotizing a chicken.

Man, I love that kid.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh man I want to see him hypnotize a chicken too!

Nicol said...

Maybe the city will make an exception if it is to hypnotize. Maybe get grant money to study them. Lol! You know, I move out to the middle of no-where and I still can't have chickens. If I moved into the neighborhood over I could. Oh well!

Sabrena Suite-Mangum said...

That is awesome Meliss.

(PS. Does this mean you're not leaving your blog, just a 10 week boycott on FB?)

Tori said...

You should get him a stuffed animal chicken.

The Dipo's said...

We can have chickens over here, just not roosters. So, maybe if Jack gets desperate, go ahead and get one and we'll keep it int he back yard with BooBoo. :o) lol! Jack cracks me up!!

Anonymous said...

That is so cute and funny!!! I've never heard of trying to hypnotize a chicken. What an imagination!! THanks for posting this! We both had a good laugh this morning!!!

Ann said...

Of course! What a kid!

I had a chicken growing up. But you probably shouldn't tell Jack that.

Deb said...

Cute!

C+R said...

nope, you are not to late! Wish me luck I have no idea what I'm giving yet!