Little Miss Piglet
Wore a burgundy wiglet
To make up for that which she lacked.
"There's no hair on my head"
the piglet, she said,
"And I've a big spot on my back."
Lad Piglet, said he,
(for a good friend he be)
"You need to cut you some slack!"
"Don't you see that your spot
is a jewel, and a lot
like an onyx, shiny and black?"
"And your pink crown when bare,
really showcases there,
Smart eyes and soft lips I would smack!"
* Image credit (minus obvious editing) here
1 comment:
HA! clever, amusing, and funny. xox love this.
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